I hate Halloween. It’s nothing but an excuse for people to act like morons, kind of like New Year’s Eve. I don’t understand the concept of dressing up like an idiot for no freaking reason, and taking little kids to strangers houses to get candy. It’s not safe, and it annoys the crap out of me. I swear, I am going to beat to a bloody pulp the next person who asks me to go to a Halloween party or asks “What are you going to be for Halloween??”. Not to mention the massive amounts of little kids who flock to my doorstep asking for candy. I hate little kids, especially when they reek of sweat and Halloween makeup. I am going to dump ice water on all of their heads. Good god.
The very worst is all the “Christian alternatives” to Halloween. WTF?! If you think the holiday is evil, why bring more attention to it by having an “alternative”? It makes no fucking sense.
I hate Halloween!!!!!!
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